Funny Riddles

Riddles that are funny - Can you get them all?

Why can't Elsa have a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?

A coin

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

What has ears but can't hear a thing?

A cornfield

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!

I'm full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?

A sponge

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish truck!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had too many problems!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

I have a neck but no head and two arms but no hands. What am I?

A shirt

Why can't you give Elsa a pencil?

Because she'll draw a Frozen character!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!