Funny Riddles
Riddles that are funny - Can you get them all?
Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?
A coin
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What has ears but can't hear a thing?
A cornfield
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
I'm full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish truck!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
I have a neck but no head and two arms but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
Why can't you give Elsa a pencil?
Because she'll draw a Frozen character!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
